Hey, look! The Jocobai mannaged to get a weekly update done! Miracles DO happen!!

Plus, I'm in a good mood. Amazing huh? I have had a great week though, if one ignores the monthly women's problems

So, onwards to the news!!
ARTAs the title of this journal suggests, I have been majorly inspired by 'Mass Effect' recently... probably due to the fact that after altering some certain game files, my male Shepard now takes on the appearance of a certain Saren Arterius

Much hillarty has ensued from this, and I have been howling with laughter at some of the parody material I am witnessing. I can't wait for Virmire... two Sarens in one place... hmmmmmm.... *fangirl nosebleed*
At any rate, I've been drawing some art of my 'main' Shepard. After seeing one of the new pics for Mass Effect 2 (of the preeeeety Sarenesque renegade scars), Sethi has had a make-over, and now looks positivly awesome

I'll be uploading the pic after writing this journal

Hopefully this inspiration will continue into next week... with any luck, Dragon Age: Origins won't eat my creative time. Yes, I ordered it. I've promised myself to only play on it in the evenings though, so my free time in the afternoon will still be dedicated to creative stuff.
Fan-fictionOnce again, Mass Effect inspired stuff has been flowing from my mind, to my keyboard and thus onto my computer screen. I have spent the past week writing my version of the Virmire mission... and it still isn't finished

However, I've done a few other Mass Effect fanfics (which have been written instead of my Oblivion fanfic. BAD JOCOBAI

), so if anyone is interested in reading them, I may be tempted to upload them.
My Oblivion fanfic will get written... one day
To clear up some possible confusion...People may have noticed that I changed my location from 'Spain' to 'Unknown'. This is to clear up some slight confusion to my nationality. With the 'Spain' as my location, people will have naturally assumed I'm Spanish... which unfortunately, I'm not

I am simply some english person who is so fortunate enough to have moved away from the cess-pit that is known as england to come and live in this wonderful country

So yeah... if you must label me with any nationality... bah, just call me 'Ferrari-ish'
Random news...A new shop opened near my house called 'Super Value'. Dad and I have accidently began calling it the 'Super Duper Mart'. Fallout 3 fans might get the joke

It is now winter... at least, I say it is. I've been sitting around wearing three layers of clothing and still shivered from cold. Accoring to my parents, it was about 26C outside

I'm gonig to the dentist next week... and I'm actually looking forward to it

I haven't been to a dentist for YEARS. I can't stand them

I've been tempted out now though seeing as this new dentist is a Schumacher fan, and is bringing in some of the autographed stuff to show me when I go for my appointment

This guy deserves a medal for mannaging to find a way to persuade me out of the house for something other than Japanese lessons or gym

Last bit of news. Warning, this has some rude language:
The english government are a bunch of lying, thieving, murdering
bastards with god-complexes. They should be given to people with anger-management problems to be beaten to death. Words can barely describe how much I despise that group of filthy sons-of-bitches. Go to hell, gordon brown. You and all your followers, and stop fucking up the country. Perhaps once you've got kicked out of power, the people of england might actually get some bloody sense into their heads at last! Perhaps then I can stop hating myself just because I was unfortunate enough to be born under such a crap nationality.
Ok, rant over

I had to get that out my system...
Bah, I'm off then. Time to upload that new picture, then go to do some random doodling

Stay well all! May the force be with you!!

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-Jocobai.
'Rule 1, I never kill anyone without a reason. Rule 2, you can always find a reason to kill somebody.'
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Sacrebleu !
"Valjean! You're a faaaag!" - Javert, "The Miseroïds" (by the producer of "The Fucking Dangerous Liaisons").
"Because I. Am. EVIL!" - Mister Evil [link]
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-Jocobai.
'Rule 1, I never kill anyone without a reason. Rule 2, you can always find a reason to kill somebody.'
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Sacrebleu !
"Valjean! You're a faaaag!" - Javert, "The Miseroïds" (by the producer of "The Fucking Dangerous Liaisons").
"Because I. Am. EVIL!" - Mister Evil [link]
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-Jocobai.
'Rule 1, I never kill anyone without a reason. Rule 2, you can always find a reason to kill somebody.'
Pictures and fanfic ?
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Sacrebleu !
"Valjean! You're a faaaag!" - Javert, "The Miseroïds" (by the producer of "The Fucking Dangerous Liaisons").
"Because I. Am. EVIL!" - Mister Evil [link]
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